① Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
% \! {5 N, q. a# a# f② One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
; S7 y3 Y% r% K+ |; S* ] @- |) p③ Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
9 v* h5 o0 X. ^; p+ @④ Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
7 k$ G& o+ I5 R- A8 X# I⑤ Behind every successful man, there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人.每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个. + V/ \# m; L6 }
⑥ Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
⑦ The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. 8 T6 _5 }, n6 C6 _+ p6 G( |
⑧ Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系). 4 I, U+ z/ ?) [6 Q0 e# M
⑨ Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要做好. $ r& R. U$ ]8 m2 v- l4 Z1 |
⑩ Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. 3 w, j4 S# I$ }$ k/ h
⑾ Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. / J! Y x( S( X& t; z9 L+ e3 ~
⑿“Your future depends on your dreams”. So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
3 J. V8 ]" i; D. N' E⒀ There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
⒁“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明. . ~9 {. n; e$ C# Q% d% B2 D+ {
⒂“Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作. j% I; }, a" r5 @1 d) A
⒃ God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地.
0 G( X* I9 d: }8 [" z& z0 p⒄ When two’s company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
) d$ f" c. L" d: p; S& N2 E⒅ A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看. ; s/ U: u# M# \6 O
⒆ The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多. | 
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