① Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
% k0 Y+ F8 \" U. I$ Y# R3 v( S② One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
( d8 V3 }: {4 ?' [' V5 G. o③ Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡. : Y; E& g) g0 z( H" _
④ Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
3 b3 C8 d4 @4 `' Y9 a⑤ Behind every successful man, there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人.每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
% [0 s( X( f/ j⑥ Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
⑦ The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
8 T' P7 I" Z( Z+ Q% Y⑧ Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
$ C9 Q* Z$ U9 l9 H0 v9 Q⑨ Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要做好. 1 I+ }; E8 ^2 m& v1 ]
⑩ Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. ) y: q! ? `2 i3 H9 J0 Q' C
⑾ Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. 4 u+ {( D8 ^) S9 S: Q `5 i( K
⑿“Your future depends on your dreams”. So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧. 2 _3 O l$ f& l" K% n$ L
⒀ There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
⒁“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
* [1 p* B) t6 P6 [8 |⒂“Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作. 1 n, T# ~3 |/ w8 W6 k3 L
⒃ God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地. " P$ I1 |1 E/ @2 V5 X% f; @
⒄ When two’s company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
) x f7 `6 O: P; W# l⒅ A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看.
, `2 }/ S9 J/ k% X5 u+ m7 S% A8 Y) m! K⒆ The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多. | 
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