① Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. 4 ^! s* t/ R+ _! F9 B
② One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. ' m2 K {1 Q: r
③ Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
; B8 J6 M) F7 s: u④ Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. K3 M8 |) D- O
⑤ Behind every successful man, there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人.每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个. * _5 x. t6 E, f- Q s, B2 {4 T4 ~0 W
⑥ Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
⑦ The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. , H1 J7 ~3 e/ I) g( Z, M
⑧ Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
% \( p( w0 c H! \9 q+ Z- x" W0 x⑨ Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要做好.
# `" ` J, O0 k7 b3 |2 \⑩ Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
1 X- D( n$ `" t) V5 a/ W8 r⑾ Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. 9 D/ n+ [# w; w6 {3 I
⑿“Your future depends on your dreams”. So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧. " ]6 s( s# H. i, F
⒀ There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
⒁“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
+ Y9 w I% y8 `7 q, [$ ?⒂“Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作. " z- M( J. T+ s8 C5 p- G
⒃ God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地.
$ q! k2 ^9 h+ J, T& d' Q⒄ When two’s company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
! M# }' J' e! g6 V- ]4 g# m" m! W⒅ A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看. . J; }) Q; S$ d* b" x j
⒆ The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多. | 
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