① Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. , u k, H0 I% n
② One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
7 C U7 [% P9 t9 Q. e! m( h2 B7 h③ Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
7 u! Z; Q: z$ {/ L9 y9 z/ Q④ Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
3 `! p7 g- y* D/ b⑤ Behind every successful man, there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人.每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
" U$ o% t3 T% X8 C8 j2 o$ u⑥ Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
⑦ The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
$ E- p1 `8 ]6 M/ Y⑧ Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
/ C5 T. p1 H7 t1 |! K⑨ Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要做好. + W5 g# T$ O( z* z& t8 G
⑩ Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
/ N: B7 r: Z N, d% P/ }⑾ Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. 7 e% d) T0 i" Q
⑿“Your future depends on your dreams”. So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧. 6 y5 J# G" I- G- I% I n, q
⒀ There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
⒁“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明. ! S6 j; U: v& f: I; J1 E
⒂“Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
7 A) X. y3 B/ @* o% f( U: G* ^9 O⒃ God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地. & j5 Z4 ^0 h' ~, l! z
⒄ When two’s company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
y, ?5 k9 F7 G) T0 J8 n⒅ A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看. ( F% c4 O3 p8 f8 \2 w9 b+ A
⒆ The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多. | 
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