① Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa. 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
& T6 g) w1 P. k+ W. N9 ]3 r! W) m" a② One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. 9 W+ Q. Y6 E/ j8 p
③ Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡. : [) f+ X& I; z1 ?6 l9 v% I0 s3 f* y4 y
④ Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught. 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. % H6 Q9 V% ~ l3 x( s" }- G
⑤ Behind every successful man, there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人.每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
1 y- T9 C" [4 m; A+ T0 Y* V⑥ Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. ⑦ The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
0 M7 L6 l7 S8 B2 S⑧ Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系). ' r/ j [! E1 W. I
⑨ Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要做好. * P$ L" U! _2 O6 b9 v7 R+ r
⑩ Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
0 u# j. n6 Z% a3 Q( O⑾ Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
$ c, v: t, Z; o" o) f6 y/ C⑿“Your future depends on your dreams”. So go to sleep. “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧. $ L0 m3 I& }& r. t: N; F
⒀ There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来. ⒁“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk? 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
8 f8 I/ L' k0 ~' R1 {4 ]$ N, r⒂“Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
3 T+ W! m* \6 x, b⒃ God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地. % F: I/ C" g1 k/ n
⒄ When two’s company, three’s the result! 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! ! m: ~, o, j! t' a6 c3 C1 I) y8 g
⒅ A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看. & R: t$ K# X* r+ G L( N. c1 c5 `9 o
⒆ The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多. |