① Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. 2 B9 D: v1 r c" x
② One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. & \. R2 d1 A: n& B m# U7 e
③ Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
0 @, B5 ~$ V- L④ Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
; B0 ]5 l3 y: b- n6 M8 W7 _- P⑤ Behind every successful man, there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人.每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
! ]. L) [! P0 f& E) T6 J⑥ Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
⑦ The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. 8 \* c$ k3 |5 T4 _7 o0 O) h. N
⑧ Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
/ X* `) {, L) R E" R⑨ Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要做好.
1 \/ A1 i/ Q& }3 z# o* U⑩ Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. 1 D& h; K8 D7 ^ y7 y! H
⑾ Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
2 m- u8 k0 w. ]. ^/ n⑿“Your future depends on your dreams”. So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧. ! q+ @! y6 @3 z7 m, V: k& }
⒀ There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
⒁“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
q2 q- z) ?% I⒂“Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
2 Z$ W, O/ I4 Y⒃ God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地.
# |$ R8 d0 G. @! }9 w, r⒄ When two’s company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
6 f s" O, W: ^! O" `1 g⒅ A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看.
" l2 X" D' Z9 y⒆ The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多. | 
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