① Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
' O. s) X7 _3 K3 x, e② One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
/ K1 a0 P6 M4 d6 @# q/ l③ Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡. / p2 ?9 S- W2 f9 O k: G
④ Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. 5 k$ v) d) i9 K7 m8 c% l! K
⑤ Behind every successful man, there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人.每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个. ' U* p& X7 x& X& n9 j+ Q/ ?
⑥ Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
⑦ The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. ( ]" f+ L7 ~0 P( }6 H# ~) j* W
⑧ Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系). & W- g9 [* r; ]8 Z6 N: e
⑨ Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要做好. 3 V1 z, ^5 X( e! c$ B
⑩ Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
a' Y) ^3 F0 e7 b4 b⑾ Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
! d9 `( y" g" B' S2 a2 X⑿“Your future depends on your dreams”. So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
. J, W1 J M' G& r t i⒀ There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
⒁“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
4 ]0 U* L4 K; o0 i$ {# d: g. q⒂“Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作. . n6 Q1 {) k2 m+ g+ O2 t6 |, |: b
⒃ God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地. * `* r4 Y; G3 g2 E& y7 c) r) L& J- K
⒄ When two’s company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
' Q3 y. {9 Q* _⒅ A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看. 0 f" L/ g. w+ m4 Y. i
⒆ The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多. | 
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