① Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
; I: h( L7 q1 v: R. ]4 b) A② One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
# U+ J% I1 f+ e9 ?③ Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
|& O5 i! _8 Y④ Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
8 O; `' @: l4 {1 K$ K) [' x⑤ Behind every successful man, there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人.每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
5 J/ ~( @% K3 y/ d⑥ Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
⑦ The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
2 W- ?) |/ n1 M' S( J2 d! `( J⑧ Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
% q. \* c) c! A) a7 s⑨ Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要做好. 5 o% F- z: a1 k) _% x' `2 \, Q
⑩ Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
& \ M3 u( e2 n' q⑾ Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
' ^2 S) _# j" g. I( ^- e/ V( L( p1 F⑿“Your future depends on your dreams”. So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
, K9 m( `$ M; o7 R& H⒀ There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
⒁“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
% s5 m% `& e: K% s. f⒂“Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
! Z" l. V9 C& u' o⒃ God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地.
4 m5 G6 `- B4 F: G0 C& C7 I: _% M⒄ When two’s company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
* l/ R9 ?1 P$ f4 U. }; ^⒅ A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看. 3 G* @9 Q$ q% g. ^; P& ]2 M' @
⒆ The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多. | 
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