① Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. 1 p/ J, A/ R; N0 A( T
② One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
! g: N6 [( D( u7 v③ Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡. - p3 |8 Y$ d7 P' O
④ Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
4 C) F A9 a& `4 h⑤ Behind every successful man, there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人.每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个. 9 Z7 d2 m8 v/ m6 [- C. Z* ^6 k
⑥ Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
⑦ The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
I+ f0 w4 \9 K. s$ n5 ?! a* L⑧ Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系). 8 f l+ u, f& N4 L1 v+ G
⑨ Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要做好. 5 H# A6 R" y1 x
⑩ Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. , V a6 z2 n$ `9 g3 ?
⑾ Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
; @1 F" p: Y, v3 \1 c& q8 X& s⑿“Your future depends on your dreams”. So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧. % a2 s; }$ B) X7 D
⒀ There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
⒁“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明. & N6 f6 Q1 Q, @
⒂“Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
* a4 ?, @) m. u P8 q# }3 I4 j⒃ God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地. 7 j0 O7 f8 k4 ]
⒄ When two’s company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! 3 Y8 O' I& O% j* c! a- p5 A v! B
⒅ A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看.
- u- }1 N; k }+ }4 b/ o⒆ The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多. | 
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